Kadri, Aulie Up, Are The Leafs, Too?

Nazem Kadri has been called up to the big club alongside defenseman Keith 'Wookie of the Year' Aulie for tonight's tilt against Vancouver at the ACC. Your line shuffles, as drawn out of a magical hat by Ron Wilson, and brought to you by Jonas Siegel:

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Gettin Giggy With It

As for what we can expect up front from Vancouver tonight:

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Luongo

For the love of God, I'm home from school this weekend. There are a plethora of Canucks fans who will never let me forget an astounding blowout loss. Just let me have this one, please? Pretty please? With sugar on top?

If I can't have the Wellwood fat jokes anymore, a win would be nice. Just sayin'.